- having a friend sleep over when you were 10: omfg lets stay up until 4 am and prank call people and watch movies and gossip about everyone from our school and go on a sugar high omfg we're so cool
- having a friend sleep over when you're 16: shut the fuck up faggot i'm trying to sleep if i hear you breathe one more time i will fucking end your existence seriously do you want to fucking sleep outside
plant sext: im having an organism
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you cant eat the pussy until you finish your vegetables
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